Someone dropped a jar of something outside the shop i work at. I think it was a big jar of mustard. They did their best to clean up the spilt glass but left the mustard which for all intents and purposes looked like shit. It was so much fun watching people walk past it and smile to themselves or grimace or scream to their friends and laugh or just look at it in fascination, not knowing what to make of it.. i mean, if it was shit, it was pretty serious looking shit. "please! someone take that dog to a doctor! fast!" It just sat there for a while, all sloppy like till eventually a few people stepped in it and completely grossed out. This was even fun for a while but eventually i thought i should do the right thing and clean it up.. And then people walking past started saying they felt sorry for me.. "no it's just mustard" i'd say, and they would still keep their distance and be all like "well it looks like shit" or once i had watered it down a bit say "well it looks like vomit, i still wouldnt touch it" and i'd say " well if it was vomit i wonder what they were eating to be spewing up all this glass"